Monday, February 25, 2008

Baby Rules

Ever wonder what happened if instead a full-sized human adult, we have a baby as President?

  1. The country will be in total bliss, as who can resist the charm of babies. No interruption, no interpelation. In fact, the calmer the baby, the happier the total population. Of course there might be some people who just dislike babies. But who cares? Even babies can't satisfy anyone.
  2. The government will put meeting the staple and basic needs to be the top priority. Stock up if it must.
  3. When the President is tired, he sleeps. When he needs to wind down, he sleep. Who wants a singing baby? An adult-size singing President is scary enough. (*note to self* guess the suckers who actually buy the CD/cassette?)

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